The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bateman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.