The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bateman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bateman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.