The Late Scratch Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bateman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bateman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.