The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Bateman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bateman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.