The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bateman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.