The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bateman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.