The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Ref: "Number Bateman, that's a flag." Bateman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bateman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bateman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.