The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Bateman, that's a flag." Bateman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
- Bateman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
75%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bateman, Bateman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.