The Snap Count Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bateman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
92%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bateman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.