The Phantom Flag Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Bateman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bateman's stadium. Only over Bateman.
76%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bateman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.