The Inch-Short Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Bateman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bateman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.