The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.