The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bateman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bateman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.