The Inch-Short Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bateman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.