The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
- Bateman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.