The Snap Count Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
- Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Bateman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.