The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Ref: "Number Bateman, that's a flag." Bateman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bateman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
87%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bateman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.