The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bateman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bateman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.