The Butter-Finger Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bateman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
86%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bateman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.