The Phantom Holding Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.
- The broadcast shows Bateman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bateman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.