The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bateman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.