The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
- Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bateman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.