The Hamstring Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Bateman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
82%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bateman, Bateman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.