The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bateman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bateman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bateman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.