The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Ref: "Number Bateman, that's a flag." Bateman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bateman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bateman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.