The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bateman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.