The Dropped Pass Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bateman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bateman, Bateman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.