The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Ref: "Number Bateman, that's a flag." Bateman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bateman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bateman, Bateman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.