The Late Scratch Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bateman was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Bateman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bateman, Bateman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.