The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Bateman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bateman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.