The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“Bateman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
- Bateman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.