The Inch-Short Hex of Rashod Bateman
Rashod Bateman · BAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Bateman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bateman's week
- Bateman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Ref: "Number Bateman, that's a flag." Bateman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bateman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rashod Bateman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rashod Bateman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rashod Bateman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.