The Late Scratch Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Davis is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Davis's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.