The Fumble Hex of Ray Davis
Ray Davis · BUF · RB
“Davis is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Davis's week
- Davis breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Davis finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Davis's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ray Davis in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ray Davis is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ray Davis actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.