The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stevenson's stadium. Only over Stevenson.
- Stevenson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stevenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.