The Stuffed Run Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stevenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.