The Late Scratch Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Stevenson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stevenson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.