The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stevenson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.