The Hamstring Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Stevenson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stevenson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.