The Late Scratch Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Stevenson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stevenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.