The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- The broadcast shows Stevenson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Stevenson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.