The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stevenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.