The Stuffed Run Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Coach says Stevenson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Stevenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Stevenson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.