The Committee Backfield Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Stevenson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stevenson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.