The Committee Backfield Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Stevenson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Stevenson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.