The Fumble Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coach says Stevenson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
73%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stevenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.