The Hamstring Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Stevenson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
80%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stevenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.