The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Stevenson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
92%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Stevenson, Stevenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.