The Fumble Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Stevenson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Stevenson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.