The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rhamondre Stevenson
Rhamondre Stevenson · NE · RB
“Stevenson is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stevenson's week
- Stevenson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Stevenson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
82%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stevenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rhamondre Stevenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rhamondre Stevenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rhamondre Stevenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.